Southern Burglar Alarm

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 24-Aug-2006 14:38:38

HOW TO INSTALL A SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine
and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

" Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls... they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it,
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of
'em in the house. Better wait outside."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 24-Aug-2006 15:06:31

LOL that should work.

Post 3 by UnknownQuantity (Account disabled) on Thursday, 24-Aug-2006 18:59:56

hmm definitely think that'd work *smile*

Post 4 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 24-Aug-2006 23:27:27

hahahahah! Yeah, seems like it would be quite effective! Good one.